FFTFL premiere

FFTFL premiere

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Day One... They Call It "Insanity" For A Reason...

To quote Kathy Griffin- "Holy shitballs!" I really don't think, in my 40 years on this earth, that I have ever done a more difficult workout. Hand to God, honestly. And you know what? There's NINE other mother effin' workouts that I HAVEN'T done yet! Today was "Plyometric Cardio Circuit," otherwise known as jump around until you can't jump no mo', doing jump squats and suicides and basketball drills and ski jumps, then get on your hands and throw your feet around doing burpees and mountain climbers and push-ups... Three minute high-intensity intervals with 30 seconds rest in between. Just enough time to grab some water and promptly puke it up. You want to know the funny thing? TMI: I thought I could do this workout without a bra on! 30 seconds into the warm-up, I had to hit the pause button to get on my super-duper reinforced sports bra. There might be a lot less there, but they can still flap around! I just don't look as good as Mr. Shaun without my shirt on. Sorry to disappoint.


What made me happiest (other than when the shirt came off) was watching all of the fit super-humans dropping like flies during the workout!

9 comments:

  1. Great job!! I've yet to do "Insanity," but plyometrics (for me) are harder than running! You should get a medal when you finish that series of workouts!

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    1. Six days in a row, they want you to do! Different workouts, mind you, but still!!

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    1. This workout would kick Sheniqua's ass from one end of the room to the other!

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  3. Wow!! That sounds intense! I can't wait to try it!

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    1. Did you request it? Can't wait to hear what you think!

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  4. Are you saying this man is in the workout? SOLD!

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    1. He's the "instructor." I can think of a few other things he can teach me!!

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  5. lol, this post made my day. So funny! Great job getting through it. I'm pretty sure my heart would have stopped.

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